Thursday, January 6, 2011

New bloggity blog blog.

Yep, it's a new year and I decided to do something to pass the time. Welcome to the blog of a gay, pagan, furry, college student. Yes, it can be quite confusing, no? Don't worry, it will become quite clear in the history of this blog, so just sit back and relax as I attempt to blow your fucking mind.


You see what I did there? That is a minor mindfuck. There will be more of them and major ones to come. Here's the truth of it all. I'm fucking bored. I will use this blog for whatever I damn well please, whether it be to talk about life problems, take a humorous slant on the news, or pimp gay furry porn sites. The point is I needed something to do, so I decided to do it and as soon as I hit the post button, I cannot undo it. I hope you all have a wonderful time reading this blog.

I just had an idea. I could post furry fandom news. It could be a one-stop place for every bit of news that the fandom has to offer. I will contact every single contact I have within the fandom and this will be a blog-newspaper thingie, only for free. And uncensored. Take that, FCC. I'm sure you won't possibly take away my freedom of speech on the...wait. The FCC has been recently given permission to regulate the internet within the United States. We are all fucked. It's okay because my mother said they would probably just monitor internet communications and it would be a good thing if they took down all of the porn sites on the internet. What my mother fails to realize is freedom of speech is still freedom of speech. Porn is an example and I have the right to look at pictures of guys fucking online because it makes me horny and it makes me come.

At the same time I am writing this, I am putting together a website that is also powered by Google that will serve as a profile and a contact hub to get a hold of me or any affiliates I may have in the future, however unlikely. I guess I can count Bucktown and Corsi as contacts, kinda. I don't know what news they could possibly have, but I guess I could try them.

Sorry. I am extremely tired and I am just typing down whatever the fuck comes to mind, but I am serious about running free news for the fandom and things related. Maybe I could contact Uncle Kage of all people and see if he would help me get this shit going because I don't have a fucking clue what I am doing at this point. I am just typing words. Con reports. I will write con reports that people send in to me and I will do some super awesome journalistic research and make my own con report as well if I am not at that particular con.

This idea of mine may be a world of trouble for me, but it may also be worth it, so I think I'll do it. I also promise to not intentionally or unintentionally misspell a whole bunch of words for teh lolz. This will be as grammatically correct as I can possibly get it. The force has told me that if I keep at this, I will fall asleep at this laptop, so I will call it a night on this part and I will talk again to see if I am sure I want to throw away my life to give people free news. Sounds like fun, but I need a real job, dammit. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz